Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Cinemasochists Episode 43; Speed Racer

Our "Biggest Box Office Bombs" marathon continues with the Wachowski Sibings'
"Speed Racer" (2008)
Emile Hirsch heads a cast that includes John Goodman, Susan Sarandon and Christina Ricci in this re-imagining of the iconic Japanese cartoon series from the 1960's.

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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The Innkeepers - A Cinemasochists Review

"The Innkeepers" - A Cinemasochists Review by Sean

When someone in a horror film says "Don't go in the basement", you should probably NOT go in the basement. But since we are talking horror films, rules need not apply. Horror is the one genre that somehow constantly breaks rules, but also follows them to almost annoying effects. "The Innkeepers" director, Ti West, is a director who likes to follow his own rules. This is his fourth film and the one that followed his very successful 2008 film, "House of The Devil" What remains from that film is a young female protagonist, consistently retro vibe, quiet creepiness and a weird old man.
"The Innkeepers" revolves around a haunted hotel called the Yankee Pedlar Inn and the two minimum wage employees who go on a ghost hunt during the last night of business before it closes down for good.
Claire (Sara Paxton), the bubbly and cute lead along with nerdy, amateur web designer, Luke (Pat Healy, who is quite good here), set out to make contact with a ghost who had been haunting the hotel for decades. Along the way, two final guests show up at the hotel; a retired TV actress turned psychic medium named Leanne (Kelly McGillis) and a strange old man (George Riddle) who insists on staying in a room that has already had it's furniture removed, and claims it's where his honeymoon was 50 years ago.
As Claire befriends LeAnne and the final night drags on, she and Luke (after a few beers) decide to conjure the spirit of the ghost who has supposedly been locked in the basement for years... This is where LeAnne tells Claire ''...Not to go in the basement." But as we know, this is a horror movie...
Director Ti West is a visual filmmaker and has got his own retro, muted color vibe that makes him films seem much older than they are. "House of the Devil" was a very 80's-centric affair while "The Innkeepers" has a more late 70's feel. I kept thinking of "The Shining" which I assume was an influence here with the long hallway pans, quiet tension and of course, haunted hotel theme.
The acting however, is not the saving grace of this film. Pat Healy pulls off a slightly creepy, socially awkward Luke pretty well and Sara Paxton is channeling a bit of Resse Witherspoon's character in "Election" at points, which didn't always work. However, both she and Healy had a lot of screen time together and their chemistry DID work. The first 40 minutes is those two talking and hanging around. The idea that the tension should build and that we should get comfortable with the characters is nice change of pace for a modern horror film, as they usually tend to rush to the blood and guts. Those pieces we're good in theory, but it didn't quite capture me until the very end, which is exactly what I felt after viewing West's "House of the Devil". I am told a second viewing of "House of The Devil" is mandatory. Perhaps my opinion will change after that, but for now I can safely say "The Innkeepers" is good, not great, and I'll be sure to put "House of The Devil" next on my Netflix queue.

Score (out of -10) :
-2

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Episode 42; Final Fantasy-The Spirits Within

(note the TWO BIG THUMBS UP on this poster...)

We skipped number 10 in the "Biggest Box Office Bombs" and went straight to number 9.
Final Fantasy-The Spirits Within was a huge loss for Sony earlier this decade and we see why. Listen in to find out.
We also explain WHY we skipped number 10 in the marathon.

Listen to Episode 42 HERE!

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Monday, October 31, 2011

Episode 41; House of The Dead

This week we slogged through one of the worst zombie flicks and even perhaps one of the worst video game adaptations ever.....That's saying more than a lot about this dreck!

Erg...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, KIDS!

Listen to EPISODE 41 HERE

Friday, October 14, 2011

Episode 40; Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2


The witch is back! So sayeth the trailer for this horrendous sequel to The Blair Witch Project. I wasn't convinced the witch was even there and more importantly, there were no books and there were no shadows....Just sayin!

We are taking a break from B.B.O.B. marathon for the month of October so we can indulge in some good ol' fashion horror crap!

Enjoy Episode 40!!!

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Monday, October 10, 2011

Curse Of The Phantom Shadow

Hey friends. We got word on a new independent flick being produced called "Curse Of The Phantom Shadow". It's a sort of 1940's serial in the vein of "Dick Tracy" or "The Spirit" (let's hope it's more the former than the latter) and from what I can see, it looks like it could be a lot of fun.
Being that it's a wholly independent venture, funds have run out and the film-makers created a Kickstarter to finish it out. See the link below for info about the film and how to donate.
Thanks!
Cinemasochists

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Cinefamily, or; THE BEST PLACE TO BE THIS OCTOBER

Living in Los Angeles, it's pretty easy to spend EVERY NIGHT doing something. There are countless bars, clubs, museums and movie theatres to choose from no matter what day of the week it is. I know that I am guilty of looking for something to do almost every night, as if I'm going to miss some sort of life affirming event. Obviously seeing a flick or a band is not USUALLY life-affirming, especially nowadays with the instant gratification of the internet. However, there is one movie theatre in Los Angeles that if I miss an event, I know I'll regret it, especially this month. The Cinefamily (or, Silent Movie Theatre) is that place and the month of October is probably when they do their finest work. It seems as though they try to find the most gonzo, horrifying and hilarious films on the planet (literally) to share with the LA film scene. The way its curated sometimes seems like a joke. For example, last night I attended a TRIPLE FEATURE of Halloween 2, Nightmare on Elm St. 3 AND Friday The 13th Part 4. It's that kind of daring and winking that makes Cinefamily such a fun place. It feels like you're at a buddies house who happens to own a giant screen.
But enough with the handjob. If you can, go to Cinefamily this month to check out over a dozen more events including a live horror movie score band called NILBOG.

www.cinefamily.org
for more info
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