Bounty Killer DVD GIVEAWAY!

EMAIL US FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A DVD COPY OF "BOUNTY KILLER"

I'm not gonna lie. I just watched the trailer for this and it looks like a LOT of fun! However, I am partial to both Grindhouse homage flicks AND tongue in cheek post - apocalyptic action films (ahem, Dollman!) Clearly, it appeals to BOTH of those things! I'm in. Are you?

Check out the app below for the hilarious trailer, free GIF's and take the "Could You Be A Bounty Hunter" quiz! 

One lucky reader (or listener of our podcast) can win a DVD of the film. Just email: cinemasochists@gmail.com for you chance to win. 

Synopsis below the app. 

 

This is the age of the BOUNTY KILLER.

Bounty killers compete for body count, fame and a fat stack of cash. They're ending the plague of corporate greed and providing the survivors of the apocalypse with retribution.

Based on the graphic novel, Bounty Killer follows the exploits of Mary Death, the leading Bounty Killer on the scene.

It’s been 20 years since the corporations took over the world’s governments. Their thirst for power and profits led to the corporate wars, a fierce global battle that laid waste to society as we know it. Born from the ashes, the Council of Nine rose as a new law and order for this dark age. To avenge the corporations’ reckless destruction, the Council issues death warrants for all white collar criminals. Their hunters: the bounty killers!

Bounty Killer is in theaters and VOD September 6. Go see it!

Cinemasochists present...The Stephen King Project Episode 1 - Carrie

Hey loyal Cinemasochists of the world! We're back! After a 6 month long hiatus, we decided to spice things up a bit and after many, many requests to do a video podcast, we decided to cave in and try it out. But that wasn't enough. We needed more. You DESERVE more! Instead of just a regular old "bad movie" pick like we usually do, we decided to do the marathon of all marathons......We are taking on EVERY SINGLE STEPHEN KING ADAPTATION! That's right. Not just the theatrical movies, but the made for TV movies, the many mini series, the straight to DVD films, even the TV episodes he wrote. There are about 1,456 adaptations*... We counted.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you Episode 1 of our "Stephen King Project" (as well as our very first VIDEO podcast) warts and all. 

CARRIE

(for AUDIO ONLY version of the podcast, please click here) 

*slight exaggeration

ANOTHER House Party?! (also FREE DVD'S)

It looks like Kid N Play are back. Warner Brothers has announced a BRAND NEW House Party movie. It's called "House Party: Tonights The Night." Honestly, I'm kind of excited. House Party is a true classic and House Party 2 is the best movie about Pajama Jammy Jams of all time! I have a feeling this is going to be a pretty fun flick!

Now, we want to have a little fun with you guys. Below is an app that plays clips/sound effects from the movie. The more you play with them and get creative, the more GIF's you open. We here at Cinemasochists have been playing with this thing all day....

Give us your favorite combo in the comments section. I'm partial to "Let's Do This" to "Boom Bap"

ALSO, ONE LUCKY READER WILL GET A FREE COPY OF THE MOVIE!!! 
Email cinemasochists@gmail.com before AUGUST 4th and we'll put you in a drawing to win a copy of House Party: Tonight's The Night!!! Do it. 


 

Here's the official synopsis of House Party: Tonight's The Night - "A pair of high school rappers have two major goals – make music and get hot girls. The best way to get both is to throw the biggest and best house party ever! The night of the party, one of the boys is grounded by his parents, so it’s up to his best friend to break him out of his house confinement and get the party started"

Are you guys ready for another House Party? If so, share this app and let us know!

More sharing here: #HouseParty5 

Episode 52: Heartbeeps

Greetings everyone! After what we thought was the WORST valentine's day movie two years ago 

(I Hate Valentines Day - http://cinemasochists.blogspot.com/2011/02/episode-28-i-hate-valentines-day-and.html) we decided to out do ourselves with something perhaps even worse...

Heartbeeps is the "romantic adventure" of two robots in love and stars Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters.... No, I did NOT just make that up. Listen in for more! 

LISTEN TO EPISODE 52 HERE!!

Episode 51: Hearts of Fire or; Farts For Hire? (A Bob Dylan Wankfest)

Hey gang! Happy New Year! After marathons and "special" episodes we're back reviewing what most of you might call a pretty random film. This slightly obscure gem is what some say helped kill Bob Dylans career (for at least a decade...)

Our special guest this week is Travis Woods! 

"if you want to feel the heat, you've got to learn to play with fire"

HEARTS OF FIRE!

Directed by: Richard Marquand

Starring: Rupert Evertt, Fiona and Bob Dylan

LISTEN TO EPISODE 51 HERE!

Cinemasochists - Episode 50; The Room... and it's tearing us apart!!!

We did it! We finally freakin' did it! 

Sure, we made it through 50 episodes, but more importantly, we made it through one of the defining films that make up the Cinemasochist mold......"Oh, hi THE ROOM!"

Did we like it? Did we see past the irony? Did Lisa really tear Johnny apart? Find out in EPISODE 50!! 

LISTEN TO EPISODE 50 HERE!

Episode 49: CATWOMAN (2004) or Crapwoman...?

We're back!! No, we didn't watch "We're Back; A Dinosaurs Story"but we did watch something almost as ridiculous... CATWOMAN!

Halle Berry's turn as Catwoman was a unanimously reviled piece of celluloid muck. 

Does it hold up 8 years later? Does Anne Hathaway carry the Catwoman torch now? 

Did we LIKE this movie?? 

Listen in and find out, kids! 

LISTEN TO EPISODE 49 HERE!