Episode 52: Heartbeeps

Greetings everyone! After what we thought was the WORST valentine's day movie two years ago 

(I Hate Valentines Day - http://cinemasochists.blogspot.com/2011/02/episode-28-i-hate-valentines-day-and.html) we decided to out do ourselves with something perhaps even worse...

Heartbeeps is the "romantic adventure" of two robots in love and stars Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters.... No, I did NOT just make that up. Listen in for more! 

LISTEN TO EPISODE 52 HERE!!

Episode 51: Hearts of Fire or; Farts For Hire? (A Bob Dylan Wankfest)

Hey gang! Happy New Year! After marathons and "special" episodes we're back reviewing what most of you might call a pretty random film. This slightly obscure gem is what some say helped kill Bob Dylans career (for at least a decade...)

Our special guest this week is Travis Woods! 

"if you want to feel the heat, you've got to learn to play with fire"

HEARTS OF FIRE!

Directed by: Richard Marquand

Starring: Rupert Evertt, Fiona and Bob Dylan

LISTEN TO EPISODE 51 HERE!

Cinemasochists - Episode 50; The Room... and it's tearing us apart!!!

We did it! We finally freakin' did it! 

Sure, we made it through 50 episodes, but more importantly, we made it through one of the defining films that make up the Cinemasochist mold......"Oh, hi THE ROOM!"

Did we like it? Did we see past the irony? Did Lisa really tear Johnny apart? Find out in EPISODE 50!! 

LISTEN TO EPISODE 50 HERE!

Episode 49: CATWOMAN (2004) or Crapwoman...?

We're back!! No, we didn't watch "We're Back; A Dinosaurs Story"but we did watch something almost as ridiculous... CATWOMAN!

Halle Berry's turn as Catwoman was a unanimously reviled piece of celluloid muck. 

Does it hold up 8 years later? Does Anne Hathaway carry the Catwoman torch now? 

Did we LIKE this movie?? 

Listen in and find out, kids! 

LISTEN TO EPISODE 49 HERE!

Episode 48 - Cutthroat Island or: Explosion Island

After cheating our way through 15 (uh-hem, 11) movies, we finally made it to what CNBC named the "BIGGEST BOX OFFICE BOMB" of all time, CUTTHROAT ISLAND! Now keep in mind this "marathon" took us a year and in the interim, at least 3 films have made this list. But for now, enjoy episode 48! 

special guest: Denver Smith 

LISTEN TO EPISODE 48 HERE!!!

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Episode 47 - The Adventures of Pluto Nash or; Nash is Trash

Episode 47
The Adventures of Pluto Nash

"NASH IS TRASH"

Mr. Box Office Poison - Eddie Murphy - brought his shenanigans to Mars with the help of a robotic Randy Quaid, Rosario Dawson and even John Cleese. The opposite of hilarity ensues... Actually, nothing ensues... Listen in to find out what we thought!

LISTEN TO EPISODE 47 HERE!

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